@jimmyfallon #MyWorstCar Broke down in a chic-fil-a drive through, the workers gave me a push through and even let me order my food, then one of them helped me get it started again. It also made a moo noise if I ever had the radio and the AC on at the same time.
#MyWorstCar Had a friend who spent the morning fixing his old car's brakes. Later, saw him stop perfectly at a stop sign, proudly smiling ear to ear. Then pulled up to a convenience store and panicked as the brakes failed and he drove right into the store. No one was hurt.
@jimmyfallon My first car was a screaming death trap on wheels. If you slammed on the breaks, the literal POND in the backseat would slosh to the front, getting your ankles and shoes wet. The mechanics got so annoyed by it that they just drilled a HOLE into the floorboard. #MyWorstCar
@jimmyfallon #MyWorstCar cont'd.: Mr. Orange seemed like a nice old man, but I watch a lot of true crime, so I was nervous. But I couldn't back out now! So I got in The Brig & followed Mr. Orange's beat-up truck ... but as we got deeper into the Mississippi boonies, I was starting to panic.