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Naomi Datta

I bring nothing to the table. I bring the table. PS -Buy my new book, How to Be A Likeable Bigot on https://t.co/8YwxMla6To

India

Joined on 25 July, 2009

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  • 1.3k Following

Replying to @BeingChatterjee: I'm just a writer, standing in front of fellow writers, directors and studios, asking them to give me work.

I love dr…

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I'm just a writer, standing in front of fellow writers, directors and studios, asking them to give me work.

I love drama, romance and serial killers. And I crack bad jokes.

If you're someone who's looking for a writer for projects that are in your pipeline, please get in touch?

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Replying to @AkriPasta: Urgent adoption/foster appeal for two kittens around 3 weeks old in Mumbai. We rescued them from birds in the fish market. T…

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Replying to @ArtForCause: In some dark slums, little seeds of technology, art & science are sprouting because a lot of you choose to support @NGOPro

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In some dark slums, little seeds of technology, art & science are sprouting because a lot of you choose to support @NGOProtsahan’s crowdfunded efforts. Today on #NationalGirlChildDay give us a shout out or donate for girls to realise their tech dreams:

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Urgent adoption/foster appeal for two kittens around 3 weeks old in Mumbai. We rescued them from birds in the fish market. They are extremely playful despite the rough start to their lives and are going to grow up into lovely cats. Please RT. #Mumbai

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Watching #Lupin. And being a heist film nerd. Fun ‘heist flick’ fan theory: Arsene Lupin translates into ‘Silver Wolf’. A jewel thief. The master Jewel Thief in Ocean’s 12 was called The Night Fox. Related? 🙂

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Tamper evident. They won't scream or shout. But if you remove them, security will know you removed it on checking again. Very disappointing. Why can't they put the chip we put in the 2000 rupees note? PS - I feel most places must be putting duct tape 🤭

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I was very intrigued by the Filmfare report on how stickers on mobile phone cameras will prevent people from taking photos at Varun Dhawan's wedding. And if you remove stickers, security will get alerted. So I imagined screaming stickers. So I googled. This is all I got. Boring

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Quoted @filmfare

Given the strict no cell phone policy at #VarunDhawan and #NatashaDalal's wedding, stickers are being stuck on staff members' mobile phone cameras which, if removed, will immediately alert security.

This technology created by the same people who put nano chips in our 2000 rupee notes. 🙏

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Replying to @ShivAroor: Bernie on the Bernie meme 😄👏🏽

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Bernie on the Bernie meme 😄👏🏽

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Quoted @redditindia

How do we not have a million followers on Twitter is beyond me

Same question. For me.

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A conspiracy theory is not a different opinion. It is a lie.

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Don't underestimate the also ran. You wouldn't be much of a winner if you ran by yourself. They make your victory count.

(Extract from my next book - Also rans also burn calories)

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Quoted @samitbasu

Skipping the White Tiger adaptation unless people I trust like it. Can you think of any (non Chetan Bhagat) adaptation that is better than the book?

Namesake. I cried while watching the film. But remember being underwhelmed when I read the book. In fact I met Mira Nair for an interview at IFFI Goa & asked her rather brashly why she would want to make a film out of a book I didn't care for
PS - such an idiot. Me. 🤭😊

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Replying to @KP24: Hey @englandcricket, print this and give it to Sibley & Crawley.
They can call me to discuss it at length if they want...!
👍🏻 h…

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Replying to @MumbaiMirror: Mumbai is getting close to herd immunity, but expect total normalcy only by May or June, says Dr Avinash Supe.

https://t…

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Quoted @IndianExpress

“Ha ha, unnecessary credit, the boys deserve all the praise." That was Rahul Dravid's reply when asked about his role in developing bench strength of India? It's a honest answer. It takes a village to feed an army or a system to raise a team.

The well oiled machinery of the BCCI and its talent spotters and mentors. This is a good read.

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Mumbai is getting close to herd immunity, but expect total normalcy only by May or June, says Dr Avinash Supe.

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Adarsh Gourav is a talented actor. I remember him from a little watched film, Rukh. Gifted actor. Those voice overs in The White Tiger though....😶

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Replying to @prithinarayanan: Shamelessly going to take credit for the epic Kutti Story series by @ashwinravi99 because I kept 2 screaming girls out…

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How Natarajan went from Net-rajan ( the net bowler) to Natrajan ( the test debutant). Another immensely entertaining chat between Ashwin & R Sridhar. On Gabba :-)

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Shamelessly going to take credit for the epic Kutti Story series by @ashwinravi99 because I kept 2 screaming girls outside the room while he shot it.

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Hey @englandcricket, print this and give it to Sibley & Crawley.
They can call me to discuss it at length if they want...!
👍🏻

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Tweets are not supposed to age well. A tweet is not a wine. A tweet is a whine.

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